146470

Joke of the Day

"Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!"

"I went to a peanut factory last week. It was nuts!"

"Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light"

"What's the difference between a lobster with a boob job and a Greyhound terminal? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"What do you call a mentally handicapped lion? a leotard ~"

"The last time I got a piece of ass ... My finger broke through the toilet paper"

"There's a giant exploding ball of fire in sky every day, and we're just supposed to be cool with it? Hell no, I'm not into that at all."

"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!"

"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."

"How do you now when somebody is retarded on Facebook? Well, its complicated."