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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the midget that got arrested for masturbating in public? They say that he had a short cumming!"

"""I've got 99 problems."" - Walt Disney after only being able to give two Dalmatian puppies away"

"What is heavy forwards but not backwards? A ton."

"Why does Saturn have rings? God really liked it so he put rings on it."

"David Cameron didn't do much as the Prime Minister of the UK But Theresa May."

"Boss: You need supervision. Me: *squints really, really hard*"

"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"

"Hey Dog Walkers, technically, that dog can walk on its own. What it can't do is pick up it's own poop. You're just a poop collector."

"It's cute how insurance companies think funny commercials and catchy jingles will make us forget how much we hate them."

"My girlfriend called me a peadophile the other day I said 'that's a big word for a 6 year old'"