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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Again with the victim blaming, jerk? Don't tell us to change the lightbulb, tell the lightbulb to not need changing."

"What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada? Penny ..."

"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"

"What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul stop monkeying around!"

"Math class is like a penis... Its long and hard, unless you're asian!"

"Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? Because he was tired of the sigh-low."

"Why don't seagulls fly in the bay? Because they don't want to be bagels."

"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"

"How do you impregnate an African woman? jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest."

"What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd? You herd."