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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a proclamation from the Vatican and a mail-order husband from ebay? One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date."

"[SPOILERS]What was the main difference between the scripts for 'The force Awakens' and 'A new Hope' ? The title."

"Are you frome Tennessee? Because you're a bitch."

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto."

"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"

"I saw a picture of myself on a milk carton once but my new family was rich so I kept my mouth shut."

"Selling Darwinian birds: 5 for $5 Buck finches; get money."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."

"Makeup tip: You're not in the circus."