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Joke of the Day

"How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side"

"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""

"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes"

"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - so I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."

"I failed my biology test today A question asked, ""What is commonly found in cells?"" Apparently ""black people"" wasn't the right answer"

"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."

"[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!! [gets stabbed 100 times]"

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"A dolphin walks into a bar. Impossible, dolphins don't have legs."

"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."