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Joke of the Day

"What is the capital of Greece? They have no capital."

"I bought some shoes off a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"

"What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d"

"Having problems with my low-libido S.O., but last night she finally took one for the team! But when she got home she was completely exhausted and still didn't want to have sex with me."

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"

"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."

"Did you hear about the man trapped in a nun's body? His name is God."

"What do you call fake soup? Pho Soup"

"A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead, a farmer, his daughter, a horse, a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy all walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this? A joke?"""