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Joke of the Day
"I tried to sell a Native American some land.... ...but he told me he had his reservations."
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"chinaman goes to see the eye doctor so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing. doctor says ""ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"" chinaman says ""no i drive a rincorn"""
"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."
"if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected"
"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"What's the difference between Bill and Hillary Clinton? One wants their aides to keep their mouth closed, the other wants them to keep their mouth open."
"I had a job interview today, the interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. Luckily, I have 2020 vision."
"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."
"A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper. He then proceeded to draw his weapon."