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Joke of the Day

"You Shook Me All Night Long is a great song that also describes what I do to my husband when he's snoring."

"John: ""I'm a man of few words."" Bill: ""I'm married too."""

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit? Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"

"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"

"you know what kind of shoes chickens wear? Reebok bok bok"

"What's a pirates favorite thing to eat? The booty."

"What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney."

"Winter- Pros: Chestnuts roasting. Cons: Deez nuts freezing."

"People who are complaining of shoveling driveways, haven't you heard of moving?"