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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel bad because when I don't have anything funny to post, then I remember I'm not in the entertainment business."

"Communism jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them"

"Dog pissed about wearing cone after surgery. Dog spends night banging cone against walls, keeping human awake. Dog-1 Human-0"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she did get fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift."

"What is a pessimists blood type? B-negative."

"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"

"Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends"

"Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange. No weirdos."

"I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she'd stayed in Latvia."