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Joke of the Day
"I guess you could say Mendeleev's Birthday comes around periodically."
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"Ten years ago I gave up alcohol and women... it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. -George Best"
"Just watched The Hobbit: The Battle to Stay Awake for What Felt Like Five Hours."
"Heyy Ladies how are you dressing up for Halloween? Are you taking off your make-up ?"
"Now that China has blocked Wikipedia, they're considering replacing it with... ... Xikipedia!"
"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"
"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."
"life is like a box of chocolabtes.. if sombody loves u, they wil share their box of chocolabtes with u"
"Look picnics, if I wanted to spend three hours protecting my food with a spork, I'd just go to prison."
"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"