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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."

"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"

"I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes."

"Girl: ""Hey, whats up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"" "

"What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? His korea is over!"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""

"If horror movies have taught me anything, it's lock up your butcher knives if your child addresses you as ""mother"" or ""father."""

"What's the best part about child molestation jokes? You don't understand it until you're older!"