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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
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"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."
"Why did the fat girl cross the road? She wanted some chicken."
"A priest ,a rabbi and a homeless man walk into a bar.. The homeless man order a beer while the rabbi and priest do jager bombs . Who's gonna pick up the tab?"
"*Submits synonymosaur as an alternate word for thesaurus *Waits for Nobel Peace Prize"
"Why Didn't The Skeleton Go To The Party? Because he had no body to go with"
"I hate those p*nis enhancement emails. I got 10 today. What really hurt my feelings was 8 of them were from my girlfriend."
"I just ran into my high school bully and it was great cause I'm doing well and he's 17 which is very old for a dog"
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"
"*holds pen ready* ""How many zeros in one million?"" ""Six"" ""Ok, thanks"" *writes milli000000n*"