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"What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze"
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"I think New York has reached the point where it can finally be called York."
"If eye fucking is a thing, my husband probably has opthalmic herpes from Haley at the burrito store."
"In or On ? Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?"
"What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard? His surname"
"What do you call a ghost in spring? April ghouls"
"Why did the Latino girl come to class pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"What do you feel when there's no more coffee? Depresso."
"Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boo-Bees"
"Walks into a bar A neutron walks into a bar and asks ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender says, ""for you? no charge."""