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Joke of the Day
"Michael Sam is going to get cut from the Rams Apparently he is always behind the competition"
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"[at the gym] Trainer: You want me to spot you, bro? Waldo: Please don't do that."
"I thought I kept all my David Fincher DVDs safely, but... I lost The Game."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks; ""Why the long face?"""
"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"
"Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
"Hide & Seek Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital? In the I.C.U."
"What does a wife and a tornado have in common? They start with a blowjob then they take your house."
"Three statisticians are hunting when they see a rabbit. The first one shoots and misses him on the left. The second shoots and misses him on the right. The third one shouts, ""We've hit it!"""
"My least favorite racist joke Donald Trump"