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Joke of the Day
"What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive? Hazardous doodie pay!"
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"What version of windows does Jesus use? XP Edit: [Explanation](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi_Rho)"
"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"
"Why are monkeys pedantic? Because they love nitpicking."
"If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious."
"INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut? ME: *takes three* I: Um, ok, what's your greatest strength? ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control"
"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""
"Keep your friends close and your enemies in urns."
"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."
"""Sir u have a hernia"" ""Haha c'mon doc don't u mean a HISnea?"" ""No I meant hern-"" ""Im obviously a guy. How did u even get a medical license?"""