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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"

"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"

"A dwarf, that happens to be a mystic, escapes from prison. The call went out that there was a small medium at large."

"Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ?Give me a beer and a mop.?"

"Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!"

"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"

"Fun prank idea: Take your friend's fiancee to lunch and say things that give her doubts about the relationship."

"How many tries does it take to get to the front page? A LOT."

"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""