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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless caveman? Hobo Erectus"
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"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"
"""Is your refrigerator running?"" ""Hasn't decided yet,"" I say, winking at my refrigerator & hanging up. A ""FRIDGE 2016"" banner hangs above him"
"Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug."
"What Do You Call Two Trains Crossing A Road? A Bad City Planner!"
"cops shutting down my giant SLIP N' SLIDE again because the traffic on the highway needs to get around us I guess"
"I got fucked by a priest 20 years ago.... ....He said ""you may now kiss the bride""."
"She told me my analogies didn't make any sense. It seriously made me feel like a biscuit in an elevator."
"If your playing the guitar just remember one thing Dont finger a minor you could get arrested for that."
"What's the healthiest cuisine? Vitaminese food."