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Joke of the Day
"*Cooks dinner for family* Gets arrested for attempting to cause great bodily harm"
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"What is it? It has wings, but it doesn't fly, it has a beak, but it doesn't peck, it has legs, but it doesn't walk. What is it? A dead crow"
"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."
"Donald Trump for President."
"Did you hear there was a stick up on the bridge? Yeah, they don't know how it got up there considering there are no trees there."
"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"Always been a favourite of mine. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"I'm a Buddhist pothead so I hope I'm reincarnated as a horse so I can come back and eat grass all day."
"Margaret Thatcher Said ""If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman."" If you want nothing said or done.. Ask a cat."
"I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody."