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Joke of the Day

"Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already."

"""Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, yep, yep, uh huh, uh huh, ok, you too, bye"": Man side of every phone conversation with his wife."

"A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, ""Can I use your Dictaphone?"" He says, ""No, dial with your finger like everyone else."""

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."

"What rock group have four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore."

"How long is a Chinese name Mr. How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite ""riddle"""

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. ""First offender?"" The judge asked. ""No"" said the bailiff, ""First a Gibson, then a Fender."""

"office joke It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

"Seal goes out with friends. A seal walks into a club."