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Joke of the Day

"If To Catch a Predator was a TLC show it would have ended with Chris Hanson getting caught by himself"

"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."

"What's green and fuzzy, has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table."

"What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work? Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!"

"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""

"With my luck, I could jump in a barrel full of titties.... ...and come out sucking my thumb."

"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"

"A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, ""Jack off mate, you won't bring it back!""."

"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells"

"""Our new model works 40 percent of the time. Best one, yet. Congratulations, everyone."" - CEO of automatic paper towel dispenser company"