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"After a long time of procrastination I read that book about the 4th dimension. It's about time..."
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"They cooled a man to absolute zero He is 0K."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"How to be funny [OC] How to be funny: 1) Why 2) Was 3) Six 4) Afraid 5) Of 6) Seven 7) 8) 9)"
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"
"So it turns out that fat bearded man whose lap I was sitting on at the mall wasn't Santa. LOL drugs."
"""This is some good shit!"" A gourmet fly."
"Why is a schoolhouse red? You would be too if you had 7 periods a day."
"""Dad, I don't feel good."" ""Do you want to go see the doctor?"" ""Yeah."" ""Are you gonna throw up?"" ""Maybe."" ""OK. We'll take your mom's car."""