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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl? A cock that stays up all night."
Next Joke
"I almost had a three sum last night. I just needed two more people."
"Does your train of thought have a caboose?"
"ME: What's your favorite movie? DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it? DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo"
"Mercurian day So - apparently one day on Mercury is an agonisingly long 1408 earth hours long... In other words - one Earth Monday."
"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"If I actually said how I was doing when people asked me, no one would ask me how I was doing ever again."
"Husband: Let's try a different position tonight. Wife: That's a good idea. You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
"If you follow the rules of grammar, people will always help you. If you don't, your on you're own."