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Joke of the Day
"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."
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"Mom, why is the internet so slow Well, either your brother loads something down or your sister loads something up."
"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."
"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."
"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"
"Two Scots father and son go to America. - Daddy when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim."
"Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?"
"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."
"What do you say When you see your tv floating in midair? Drop it nigga!"
"What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon."