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Joke of the Day
"If you ever want to watch a women feel herself up for ten minutes, hide her cellphone."
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"TIL that when a teacher is unable to make it to class, they will temporarily hire a... Oh wait, wrong sub."
"Non-Americans won't get this. Obesity"
"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts..."
"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."
"My friend said he almost got trapped at a camp site during a forest fire... ...He said it was pretty in-tents."
"What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat? http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/what_did_the_drunken_irishman_say_to_the_chinese/"
"My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich, tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate."
"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."
"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"