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Joke of the Day

"At first it was hard for me to come to terms with trainsexual Then I saw the light at the end of the tunnel"

"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."

"My girlfriend's ex was a clown I guess I have some pretty big shoes to fill."

"Until you lean in to hear a seven-year-old's whisper, you don't realize that front teeth act as a retaining wall for spit."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."

"What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose."

"What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."

"I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect."

"What about ""BusinessMyspace""? Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about ""LinkedIn""?"