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Joke of the Day
"My friend got hit with a soda can Don't worry, it was a *soft* drink! "
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"When a Mexican uses the word ""wheelchair"" in a sentence..... ""Hey I only bought one torta but don't worry wheelchair."""
"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"
"Judging by the quality of some of your tweets I can tell this isn't the first time you've failed in life."
"A wheel fell off the vegetable cart... A wheel fell off the vegetable cart. What do you need to fix it? Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)"
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."
"My wife and I tried anal for the first time... is it supposed to hurt this much? i couldn't sit upright for a while..."
"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"
"Me: I know exactly what's wrong with me, Doctor. Dr: I told you no Google. You Googled, didn't you? Me: NO! Dr: <blink> Me: One TINY Google."