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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my ice cream... Smooth, pale, cold, and recently extracted from a freezer."

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"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""
"Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth."
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"Where do facts come from? The factory."
"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"
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"The little lizard was shocked when he found out how he was conceived. Anole sex"
"My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man or writing a letter to child services."
"Is this cat saying Meow or Mao? Cause I'm not keepin some commie cat"
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