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Joke of the Day
"I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver."
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"""What's a good gift for someone who has everything?"" Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier."
"Can you believe some cultures still communicate with clicky noises or primitive hieroglyphs? *clicks keyboard furiously* *adds 17 emojis*"
"Anyone know where I can get a waterproof recliner for my shower??"
"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People."
"""Dad, are they allowed to put two people in the same grave?"" ""I don't think so, son. Why do you ask?"" ""Because that headstone over there says, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"""
"Why do so many new brides get crow's feet as soon as they're married? From squinting and saying, ""Suck what?"""
"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"
"I just invented a new word. Repost"