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Joke of the Day
"""I'd like you to meet my half sister."" ""Different fathers?"" ""Shark attack."""
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"What do you call hundreds of crows at a Catholic church? A mass murder."
"There it is again. That feeling that I'm the only one in line who's ever been to an airport before. It's uncanny."
"I hate it when... people refer to themselves as animal containers. and yes I'm a hippo crate."
"Death changes a man My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat."
"Did you hear about the lawyer selling moonshine from a van outside the courthouse? He was disbarred."
"What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while"
"MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE"
"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""
"Why are people so impressed with voice control? Women have been around for 100,000 years"