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Joke of the Day

"I hate when i'm trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me excuse u it's not ur birthday so take a step back"

"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."

"Why is drinking American beer like making love in a canoe?"

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects? Zikachu"

"My wife gives me the speaking treatment."

"What's the difference between my computer and Paul Walker? I actually give a shit when my computer crashes."

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."

"What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd? Both of their last big hits were the wall."

"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."