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Joke of the Day

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'mnemonic' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Memory Needs Every Method Of Nurturing Its Capacity"

"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."

"Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks ""you smell carrots?"""

"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"

"""I forgot my phone, so what do u want to talk about?"" ... *knocks on stall wall* ""Hello? Can u hear me?"" ... ""I like your shoes...Hello?"" .."

"When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask ""who's in charge of tossing the salads here?"" Then I frown & order the soup."

"I use the word ""thingy"" when I cant think of the word: Me- Are you picking up the ""thingy's?"" Wife- ...you mean your kids? Me- Dont judge me"

"I hate people who think it's cool to take drugs ...like customs officers"

"I'm a people person, but from a distance."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"