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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you lemons... Attempt to weaponize lemonade."
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"How many punks does it take to change a light bulb? None. Punks never changed anything."
"Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table."
"What type of battery does The Fonz use? AAAA"
"What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal? GoldiLochtes"
"On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual. I broke it off with her because I definitely need sex more than every two weeks."
"You know what's a load of crap? Anal sex"
"Fun prank: 1. Steal your married friends phone 2. Change your name to 'Brandi from the club' 3. Call repeatedly at 3AM and hang up"
"comic sans divorce papers"
"Mom: Why can't you be successful like your brother? Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes"