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Joke of the Day

"What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes? A bipolar bear."

"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."

"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."

"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."

"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"

"BANK: Someone made fraudulent charges w/ ur debit card ME: How'd you know it wasn't me B: They entered the PIN correctly 1st try M: Dear god"

"Fellas: Make it a Valentine's Day she'll always remember by simply forgetting it."

"What are you listening to? The Who Who? Yes You're listening to Yes? No The Who Oh I like them No not Them. The band is The Who. The Band?"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar ......... then a table and then a chair."

"""I just heard that that one actress from Legally Blonde, Reese... 'whatever her last name is' got stabbed to death walking to her car last night."" ""Witherspoon?"" ""No, with a knife."""