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Joke of the Day
"What happens when lawyers die? They lie still."
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"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"
"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"
"Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable."
"U know your mind is gone when u get out of bath and realize u only shaved one leg Unless u only have one leg... Then you're good"
"My buddy with 3 nuts just got a tattoo It was tri-bal."
"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."