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Joke of the Day

"I wanna see Le Pan Quotidien fight Au Bon Pain in a pretentious chain restaurant cage match & the winner gets to fight Pret-a-Manger."

"I don't like drive-thru's I think it's money out the window."

"""Masturbation"" is such a harsh word. I prefer ""Hand-to-gland combat""."

"Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat? Because they always get a little hoarse"

"I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, ""I'd tap that."""

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Wash her hand out with soap. ... rearranged the furniture. ... put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner."

"Tourist in America I was going to take my wife to visit all the sites where they protested the police shooting of innocent black men. But i've only got 6 months...plus community service."

"Usually I'm quite good at telling Jokes, but sometimes i get excited and punchup the fuckline."

"Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!!! YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!"

"Did you hear the one about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field"