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Joke of the Day

"I wanna see Le Pan Quotidien fight Au Bon Pain in a pretentious chain restaurant cage match & the winner gets to fight Pret-a-Manger."

"I bet centaurs never know who to root for at rodeos."

"what's the difference between light and hard you can sleep with the light on"

"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "

"What's the difference between a fish and a mountain goat? Fish muck about in fountains..."

"Southeast Asia isn't known for their wine. But I'll never say no to a Filipino Grigio"

"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."

"Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !"

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"Freak out your neighbors by removing one member of their stick figure decal family each night."