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Joke of the Day
"Two antenna got married.... ... the reception was amazing."
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"Accidentally picked out soothing paint colors and now my panic room is ruined."
"If a tree falls in the forest & nobody hears it... Does a hipster buy its album?"
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."
"Why are manhole covers circular? Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte."
"Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I'll put some clothes on too."
"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."
"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."
"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"