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Joke of the Day
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
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"My favorite way to respond to a knock-knock joke Person: ""Knock Knock"" Me: ""Come in"" Person: ""..."""
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"Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?...He was already taking out a tooth"
"What's the difference between an athlete and Hitler? An athlete succeeds in ending a race."
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"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."
"What do you call a wizard holding a teacup? A saucer-er!"
"When someone starts making fun of my air guitar skills I just whip out my finger pistols and it usually shuts them right up."
"I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner... ...because it's as old and overused as this joke."