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Joke of the Day

"What did the Italian bloodsucker say on his first date? I'm no Cassa Nova, but I've been called a Roman tic."

"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."

"[crime scene] *detective snaps pics of murder victim* Corpse: delete it"

"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."

"SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??"

"A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says ""youre going to hell"". The bum yells ""Damn, Im on the wrong bus"" ! :D"

"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."

"So I saw a truck called 'The Morse Deliverers' reversing yesterday, For some reason it just kept on saying 'S'"

"If I could time travel, I'd make sure the guy who made up the word Walkie-Talkie got to name more things."

"Why is K-9 another term for a dog? Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10."