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Joke of the Day
"You know what the budding prostitute told me? ""You break it you buy it""."
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"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
"What is long and hard on a black man? Third grade."
"I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having."
"Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off"
"Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy? He was too far out!"
"What did the terrorist send in the mail? A CAIR package."
"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."
"Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it."