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Joke of the Day

"Zoology teacher was asked to substitute history teacher's class since he was on leave.. And so he did.. Describe Shahajahan's wife Mumtaz with a neat diagram and label the parts"

"A guy on the street just said ""nice feet"" to me can someone tell me seriously if that was a cat call?"

"Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S."

"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."

"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"

"What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up? Well, it looks like its back to jerking off."

"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"

"If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot..."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noeyedeer."

"What's Blue and not heavy? Light Blue."