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Joke of the Day

"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."

"Match dot com, but for socks."

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"What do you do to a dead fruit? You *berry* it."

"Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground."

"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."

"Remember when.. Remember when ""Netflix and chill"" used to mean... watching Netflix and chillin'?"

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."

"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."

"How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there"