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Joke of the Day

"Cool puppy. What's his name? ""Patches"" Aww, that's a cute name. Because he has those spots? ""Nah...it's cause he's trying to quit smoking"""

"if you don't have hair, will your head skin turn gray when you get old"

"i take valium & viagra so if i dont get a fuck i dont give a fuck"

"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb."

"What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf? Very little!"

"So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here."

"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."

"What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick? An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it."

"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."

"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a Romanian woman's Pussy? If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball."