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Joke of the Day
"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"
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"Found $10 in a pants pocket. It was awkward though because someone was still wearing it."
"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"
"In soviet Russia, shop boys pet you! You're welcome."
"I redid my fence yesterday. It needed to be reposted."
"I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant."
"Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures? All their luggage is carrion."
"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."
"My friend said he doesn't like pun jokes so I told him ten of my favorite puns to see how many would make him laugh But no pun in ten did."