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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse? A mechanic."
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"What happens to a jew when he runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose"
"Do dolphins have tattoos of single mothers on their arses?"
"It was karaoke night. My friend chose to sing, ""We Are Young"". He sung it horribly. So I told him, ""You're no fun."" I'll show myself out."
"- Are you sure? -defenet... difini... difine... YES IM SURE!"
"Don't be a racist! Be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican. Oh and he jumps like a Black man and grabs coins like a Jew."
"I wish I could just ""like"" a text message so I don't have to respond."
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."
"Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was DEAD"
"I got a job at the circus. I had to circumcise the elephants. The wages weren't great but the tips were enormous."