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Joke of the Day

"What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry."

"Jews would love to believe in Santa.. ..but they're not fans of anybody that keeps a list with peoples names on it."

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"What is the most mind blowing state an indian can experience Nirvana"

"Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?"

"Her: Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom? Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper."

"What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride? Walk-a Walk-a"

"The Columbine basketball team hasn't been the same... Since they lost their two best shooters"

"I dont trust atoms... I heard they make up everything."

"Panty-less waxed woman hanging off a bridge ""I'm gonna jump into that canoe"". Me: ""No that's your reflection""."