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Joke of the Day

"Wife: Your PMS jokes aren't funny. Me: I can't help it, they just flow out of my mouth. Wife: ... Me: Fine. No more. Period. Wife: *eyeroll*"

"You hate me? Well okay, grab a chair and wait for me to care."

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three. A left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear."

"Some people's decisions are based in fear, others are based in beer."

"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."

"Excuse are like cakes Fat people are full of them"

"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""

"TIL They Discovered a Gay Dinosaur It was a Megasoreass"

"I saw 300 lbs crammed into a pair of small yoga pants so now I understand how the Tardis on Dr. Who is real."

"Racist joke. As a white guy, it really bothers me that only black people can say ""nigger""... ...That's OUR word. lol thank you. All credit goes to me. I'm awesome."