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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal in the jungle passed his brother. Think about that."
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"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."
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"What do you call two roosters having a fight? A Cock-a-Doodle-Duel!"
"Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? The cow has the udder."
"My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear."