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"I used to date a girl with eczema She had cracking tits"
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"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't bother, he's not coming."
"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street... when they passed a little boy. The priest leans toward the rabbi and says, ""Lets's fuck him!"" The rabbi asks, ""Out of what?"""
"Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!"
"[restaurant] ME: Excuse me, this alphabet soup tastes funny WAITER: Well it is Comic Sans"
"Accidental dick pics can happen I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps."
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, he knocked out 909 people with one punch!"
"What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike? A bikkie."
"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """