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Joke of the Day
"God put a perfect woman in every corner of the world. Then he made the earth round."
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"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""
"Did you hear about the math teacher... ...who used a ladder to solve a calculus problem written at the very top of his blackboard? He really rose to the equation."
"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"
"Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant."
"Why did god invent patchouli? So blind people can hate hippies too."
"I wouldn't trust atoms if I were you. They make up everything."
"Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect."
"My friend said Obama is the coolest president ever... ... Nah, Zachary Taylor was the illest."
"The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore."