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Joke of the Day

"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."

"How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post."

"What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos."

"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."

"You can tell a lot about a person during the opening of Queen's ""Under Pressure"" depending on how bummed they are it's not ""Ice Ice Baby""."

"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."

"Politicians are like coolant... Anti-frees"

"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."

"You have the face of a saint. Which one? Saint Bernard."