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Joke of the Day
"Drinking wine & throwing away photos of my ex. This is how Lifetime movies start."
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"Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!"
"The best way to respond when a girl asks you if she's fat is to fake a seizure."
"I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: ""I miss Detroit"" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, ""Hope this helps."""
"once you use mac you never go back. there's literally no escape"
"In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you."
"Now a joke for all you psychics on reddit."
"Grossest Joke I've Ever Heard. What's the difference between Menstrual Blood and Sand? You can't gargle sand."
"Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!"
"3 women at a bar Talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage. One fits a cucumber. The other falls down the bar stool"